A Good Day for Headlines

Sometimes a bit of foolishness just can't help itself. So here goes. If you have some of these too, please share them as comments.

"New Cell Tower in Londonderry Should Kill Dead Spots" (Union Leader 10/11/06).

"Two Arrested for Allegedly Adding Pot to Burgers" (AP News 10/11/06).

"Volunteer Ghostbusters on Call" (Concord Monitor 10/11/06).

"Fake Witch Doctor Shopped at Wal-Mart" (CNN News 10/11/06).

"Pilots Subjected to Tests While Flying People" (CNN News 10/25/06).

"Loaded Bud Light Truck Falls onto Teetotaler" (CNN News 10/25/06).

"Christmas Arrives on Halloween!" (ABC News 10/25/06).

"Elvis No Longer King of Dead Celebrities" (ABC News 10/25/06).

"Study: Fat, boozing mice stay healthy" (AP release 11/1/06)